seventeen years old with a heart full of passion that burns bright in the cold Canadian winters. Busy studying music production, theatre arts and philosophy in school. Busy wasting my time writing books no one will ever read, watching every crime show on television, and debating the pros and cons of being a solipsist. I am really talented at wasting time. I was named after an actress I've never seen in a movie, and I appreciate the smell of a good thrift store. People tell me I've been blessed with an old soul and a splendorous mind. My name is Wynona Hanslip, and I am convinced that life must be something more than this.